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My new feeder, Chris is busy working on the new CerosMedia 2.0 website today, so I’m standing in as a guest writer on the blog.

Everything is going quite well and I purr a lot. I like my new home. My food bowl has always got food in it, and there’s plenty of new stuff to explore. My feeder lets me go outside in the garden now sometimes, but he pretends to ignore me when I ask him to open the door for me. Even when I remind him by sitting on his head, he still only opens the door when he wants to, not when I want him to. I suppose he’s just a slow learner.

He also seems to spend hours and hours sitting in the same place looking at some kind of bright box thing and touching it with hisweird fingers. Then he sometimes puts on some yellow trousers and goes out, coming back tired and happier much later on.

One thing I don’t quite understand, though. He often fills up a massive water bowl, takes his clothes off and then sits in it. I don’t quite understand the bobbly white ground on top of the water. It looks like you can stand on it, but you can’t. I can’t quite get my head around it, but that’s probably because my brain is the size of a walnut.

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