Feb/070
Some dopey numpty
So as I got in the car this morning I noticed that there were stones underneath the wheels of the car. Someone had chocked the tires. Interesting. Also the handbrake was off and the gear stick was in neutral. Hmmmm, the plot thickened. Then on closer inspection I saw a bloody great dent in the driver's door that wasn't there yesterday...
And a nice note unter the wipers telling me that whomever it was was very sorry about the accident and a name and mobile number to call to sort out the insurance thing.
Amazingly it bothered me not a jot. I think the golf carries it's new bruise very well and looks even more double 'ard than it did. I have noticed that people in nice new motors give me a wide berth on the roads, and long may it continue!
I wrote the geezer the following text in French. I had a little help, but was quite proud of my language skillz:
Bonjour. C'etait ma golf que vous avez battre, mais c'est pas grave. La voiture est presque mort. Je nais vais pas elle repare, mais merci comme meme
