Nut huggers
I’m feeling a little under the weather today, so I thought I’d go to the Sports Centre in town and have a sauna. That normally sorts me out when I’m getting a cold. Trouble is… I forgot until I arrived and saw all the signs that the French have got some weird thing about board shorts being un-hygienic in pools and force everyone to wear nut-huggers.
So I had to play hide and seek with the staff, running around in my non-regulation red board shorts hiding behind doors and sneaking into the sauna rooms and whatnot. After an hour or so, when I was ready to leave anyway I got a bit blasé about my crimes and was sitting around in the relax room cooling down when sure enough some miserable jobsworth came up and told me to foxtrot oscar cos I wasn’t wearing nut-huggers.
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Sounds like you need to invest in a pair of speedo performance sports briefs!Was that the olympic size swimming pool in Chamonix?
I heard the same information the other day, and that there is a specific branch of the police related to private swimming pools.
So that that owner of the pool gets in trouble for not securing it properly if some drunken (or otherwise) twat falls in an drowns.
I was given this information while threatening to throw some one into a pool that belongs to a recently retired policeman in region 47
They are all pervs and just want to see your package!!!!