please take no notice of me
Some text messages Mike’s mate sent him, on discovering he had given him a crinkled up cigarette packet wrapper instead of a bag of weed… and then on discovering that the cigarette packet wrapper contained weed.
04:03 am … take more cocaine
04:05 am … wanker
04:07 am … thanks
04:28 am … thanks really. very fucking funny. ha ha
04:34 am … hey. i am a tit. sorry!!
04:38 am … sorry!! please excuse my silly drunken messages. doh
04:42 am … i am so bad. you can whip me as you wish.
04:49 am … please take no notice of me. clearly i am a fucking twat… fuck.
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