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29
Aug/06
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Echo Malibu – Adolescents Treatment Program

Sometimes I wish I were American. When I started smoking pot, drinking and generally displaying self-destructive behaviour when I was in my teens it seemed fairly normal to me. Part of growing up. Part of growing up in the states appears to be rehab. We don’t really go in for that as much over here in Europe. It’s a shame because I think it would have really helped me avoid the problems I still have in my 30’s.

So if I were a teenager, I’d want to be in rehab here ‘Teen Rehab ECHO MALIBU’. It’s just beautiful, and it sounds like heaven. The list of activities – surfing lessons, sports, hiking, theatre outings, horse riding – all that sounds amazing, but also the Malibu teen drug treatment facility has expert staff on hand and classroom and certified teachers to make sure you don’t fall behind at school.

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29
Aug/06
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please take no notice of me

Some text messages Mike's mate sent him, on discovering he had given him a crinkled up cigarette packet wrapper instead of a bag of weed… and then on discovering that the cigarette packet wrapper contained weed.

04:03 am … take more cocaine
04:05 am … wanker
04:07 am … thanks
04:28 am … thanks really. very fucking funny. ha ha
04:34 am … hey. i am a tit. sorry!!
04:38 am … sorry!! please excuse my silly drunken messages. doh
04:42 am … i am so bad. you can whip me as you wish.
04:49 am … please take no notice of me. clearly i am a fucking twat… fuck.

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29
Aug/06
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Translatify me

It’s an international place, Chamonix, and we found a way the other night to translate our site into 8 different languages using Google’s translation service. www.chamonix-valley.com . I think it looks best in Arabic myself. God knows what it says, but it looks very cool.

You can try it out here – just click one of the flags to translate this blog into another language.

Deutsch Espanol Francais Italiano Portugues Arabic Japanese Korean Simplified Chinese

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