Archive for July 6th, 2006
Booze
It was invented by the arabs you know. They needed to find a way to transport fruit in a way that wasn’t bulky and didn’t perish. They ended up with distilled alcohol. Thing is, seeing as the arab culture has been exposed to the human effects of booze in a population for longer than anyone [...]
Coupe du monde
“Eh…. Jean Pierre, we ‘ave made eet to ze coupe du monde finale. Should we not go crazee?”
“Oui, Jean Luc, we should. Ah know. Let us take my Renault Cleo – the one with ze massize fucking klaxon and we will drive it around making as much noise as we can until 2am”
“Bon, Jean Pierre, [...]
